Scent notes: Salty liberal tears, finished with bitter black coffee beans for that unmistakably patriotic aroma.
Backstory:
There’s nothing quite like the sound of a liberal meltdown to start your day right. One headline, one Supreme Court win, one good poll — and suddenly the tears are flowing faster than their talking points. This candle captures that glorious moment when you sip your coffee, watch the outrage unfold, and think: “Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.”
“Some people get triggered by breathing. It’s impressive, really.”
— JP Sears
Candle Ingredients
🇺🇸 Handcrafted Quality
Made-to-order in our warehouse in Northern Washington
Crafted with premium, thoughtfully sourced ingredients
Designed for a luxury experience in every detail
🕯️ Clean Coconut Wax
Soy-free, coconut-blend wax (gentler for sensitive noses)
Clean, even burn — no soot or harsh chemical smell
Low melting point for a safer, cooler burn
Smooth, creamy finish with excellent scent throw
🔥 Premium Wicks
Lead-free cotton wicks for a steady, reliable flame
Deluxe options feature natural wooden wicks with a soft crackle
🌿 Custom Fragrance
Phthalate-free and safe for children and pets
Blended with high-end fragrance oils + essential oils
Custom-developed scents you won’t find in mass-market candles
🍯 Reusable Vessels
Elegant amber glass with black metal lid
Designed to be repurposed long after the candle is finished
Is it strongly scented?
Yes. Our candles use medium-to-bold fragrances designed to fill a standard room without overwhelming it.
Shipping Info
Each candle is "slow crafted" and made to order just for you! Our normal processing times are 5-7 days.
As soon as your candle is cured, you will get a shipping notification via email and you can track your order from there!
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